is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
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