Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
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My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
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Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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