Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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