Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
he's gonorrhea incarnate
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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