so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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