Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
tell me about the fingering
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