i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
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all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
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I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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