Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Come share oat with me in your robe
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
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