I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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