My room smells like vodka and shame
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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