wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
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