There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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