are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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