Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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