Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
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