i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
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my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
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I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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