Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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