Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
