kristin has been a bad kristin
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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