doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
tequila makes me forget i have legs
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He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
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STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
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