My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
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I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
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Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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