i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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