It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Randomize
