i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
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you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
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You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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