yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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