Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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