Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
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We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
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You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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