I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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