My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
well you can't waste a boner
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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