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(770): View more from Georgia

You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!

(706): View more from Georgia

Oh yeah.

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(770): You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend! (706): Oh yeah. http://tfl.nu/uvwd

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(313): View more from Michigan

These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work

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(313): These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work http://tfl.nu/lrs5

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(970): View more from Colorado

If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.

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(970): If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time. http://tfl.nu/fjy0

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(404): View more from Georgia

I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.

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(404): I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building. http://tfl.nu/5zu2

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(847): View more from Illinois

just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat

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(847): just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat http://tfl.nu/d5wq

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(843): View more from South Carolina

i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.

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(843): i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding. http://tfl.nu/yb0x

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(360): View more from Washington

We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.

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(360): We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times. http://tfl.nu/t6mj

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.

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(215): I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked. http://tfl.nu/a12i

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me

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(617): She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me http://tfl.nu/lf37

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(510): View more from California

speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage

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(510): speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage http://tfl.nu/2e5o

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(618): View more from Illinois

some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.

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(618): some guy just burried his vomit in the sand. http://tfl.nu/hqvi

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(518): View more from New York

Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that

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(518): Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that http://tfl.nu/9wbc

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(708): View more from Illinois

Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?

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Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.

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(708): Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything? (1-708): Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference. http://tfl.nu/anav

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(308): View more from Nebraska

I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.

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(308): I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards. http://tfl.nu/31cw

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.

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(202): We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer. http://tfl.nu/6uoe

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