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(406): View more from Montana

I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.

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(406): View more from Montana

When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.

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(804): View more from Virginia

I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities

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(251): View more from Alabama

i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once

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(330): View more from Ohio

I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.

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(816): View more from Missouri

just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..

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(706): View more from Georgia

He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.

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(207): View more from Maine

Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone

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