At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
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Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
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My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.