He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
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your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
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You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.