you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
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You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
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That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too