Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(212): View more from New York

you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me

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(647): View more from Ontario

Whatcha textin bout Willis?

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.

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I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.

(615): View more from Tennessee

Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.

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(517): View more from Michigan

Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.

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(209): View more from California

You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity

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(214): View more from Texas

IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA

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(561): View more from Florida

Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.

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(551): View more from New Jersey

I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too

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