I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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