i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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