To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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