How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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