I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
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My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
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