what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Holy sore nipples Batman
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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