I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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