I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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