So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
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