What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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