My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
the day after is always just damage control
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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