She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Randomize
