proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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