that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
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Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
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When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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