so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
