k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
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