check it out our google latitudes are spooning
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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