Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
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