we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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