4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
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i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
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I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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