Just mADE A PArabola og urine
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
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dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
You're like the curious george of whores
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
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We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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