Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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