I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
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we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
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Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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