His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
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this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
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i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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