this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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