He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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